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EPISODE #20 - Introducing Iron Hole

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Trenton and Jesse brainstorm their own original super hero named Iron Hole. They also discuss No Nut November, dangerous animals in Australia, and Crispr gene editing. Download it, enjoy it, and share it with friends.


EPISODE #19 - Take Your Dum Dums and Shove ‘Em Up Your Bum Bum

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Like Halloween? Like 90s music? You’re gonna LOVE Episode #19.


EPISODE #18 - Huge Fireman’s Hose, The Lottery, and The Fatberg

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What would you do if you won the $1.6 BILLION lottery? Trenton and Jesse here have a few ideas here in Episode #18 of the 2 Dumb For This Podcast. Trenton also tells the story about a recent dong he has seen and Jesse makes Trenton puke with a graphic description of a FATBERG. Listen now!


EPISODE #17 - Never Put Your Mouth on a Glory Hole

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In Episode 17, Jesse bakes himself into a coma, Trenton gets irate about everybody's lack of common sense, and the boys learn something special about themselves.


EPISODE #16 - Call our new studio line 512-333-1608

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In Episode #16, Trenton and Jesse get a new studio telephone line and talk about cool stuff. Enjoy!


Episode #15 - Natural Disasters, Bert and Ernie, and Swedish Metal Aid

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In Episode #15, Trenton and Jesse talk about getting torn limb by limb by a pack of wolves, the culture war of Bert and Ernie, and all of the hairspray it took to launch Swedish Metal Aid. Enjoy!


Episode #14 - Soaked from the Bone

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In Episode #14, Trenton and Jesse launch a new site, get a donation, and talk about freedom of speech! Trenton needs a new mattress because he banged the other one broke. Will he buy a sleep number? Who knows?! Listen and find out.


Episode #13 - Do you toss your own salads?

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In Episode #13, Trenton and Jesse discuss Chuck Norris, insurance premiums, and why you should never ever send your food back at a restaurant. You're gonna love it. Share this one with your friends.


Episode #12 - 2 Swingin' For This

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In Episode #12, the boys have a swingin' good time talking about Paul Flart and Carrot Top. Jesse reveals he would make an excellent house wife and they discuss John McCain and Robin Leach. Enjoy!


Episode #11 - AI Sex Robots, Face Transplants, and Somebody Pooped in the Bed

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In episode #11, Trenton and Jesse discuss AI powered sex robots, sea monsters, and face transplants. They also get to the BOTTOM (he he get it?) of who may or may not have pooped in the bed.


Episode #10 - Wet Toilet Paper Makes Me Dry Heave (SPECIAL ANNIVERSARY EDITION)

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In Episode #6, Trenton dry heaves... A LOT. The boys go live on Twitter in an attempt to be more engaging on social media. And they can't stop singing "MMM MMM MMM MMM."


Episode #9 - Boobs vs. Butts

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In Episode 9, Jesse recaps his recent experience attending an Offspring concert, the boys do some hard hitting investigative journalism regarding the paradigm shift that occurred in August of 2013 when butts officially outpaced boobs in Google searches, and Trenton discusses what his life would be like if he were a pretty lady.


Episode #8 - Pork 'n Puddin'

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In Episode 8, Trenton and Jesse take you back to some of their drinkin' days. The boys share their stories of puking after eating an insane amount of pudding, tipping over a porta potty, and headlining a concert where nobody showed up.


Episode #7 - Smashing Pumpkins, Gag Reflexes, and Unwanted Boners

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In Episode 7, Trenton and Jesse discuss the Smashing Pumpkins, gag reflexes, and unwanted boners.


Episode #6 - Cocksmetics, RAD, and the Last Blockbuster

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In Episode 6, Trenton and Jesse discuss the 80s BMX movie RAD, the last standing Blockbuster, and their new line of cocksmetics products. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, TuneIn and more. Visit www.2dumbforthis.com to listen to the archive.


Episode #5 - Birthdays, Cosplay, and Life After Death

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Hey, you. Yes, you. Listen up! In Episode 5, the boys get deep on ya! They discuss birthdays, cosplay, and life after death. What happens when Trenton finds a UHF poster at a nerd convention? What is Jesse eating in the mic? And what happens when we die? Trenton and Jesse explain it all. So get that cheese log outta your ears you crusty SOBs and subscribe to the show. This one! And turn it up as loud as possible.


Episode #4 - Ignore The First Three Episodes

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In Episode 4, Trenton and Jesse finally get their shit together. They try out their new recording technique and we must say it sounds pretty sweeeeet. But we're not biased or anything. Listen for yourself. Enjoy the show.


Episode #3 - Havin' a Roni

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In Episode 3, Trenton and Jesse discuss live concerts, camping disasters, Joe Jackson, and Vanilla Ice.


Episode #2 - New Intro Music and Other Super Important Things

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In Episode 2, Trenton and Jesse add super cool intro music to the show and discuss popular music, the rise of artificial intelligence, and the advantage of listening to books on tape. Find out what's inside of Jesse's trunk. Listen now.


Episode #1 - The Pilot

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In the pilot episode of 2 Dumb For This, Trenton and Jesse knock some of the rust loose by talking about Trenton's recent honeymoon, alien invaders, and the advantage of threatening to poop on floors.